dudeitslarry:

aarontveitsbuttocks:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

oomshi:

WHY IS GAY MARRIAGE EVEN AN ISSUE

BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES

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that can be taken one of two ways but both are accurate

lacigreen:

vanillacherries:

i-am-god-like:



how did he know?

i just wanted to belong

shame………………………………..

“Ugh, why did I put in my contacts and then put on my glasses? I can’t read this post at all … Okay, that’s bett-WHAT DID YOU SAY?”

Cheers, fellow sluts

Sticks and stones.

what the fuck, you sluts didn’t invite me to the party?

I accept.

And proud.

fuck u got me

it’s the truth guys idk what the fuck i’m reading

The men of tumblr > everywhere else. 

The men of tumblr.
I want to date them all.

BABES.
kisu-no-hi:

milesupshur:

too turnt w/ this baguette

Damn it, Bioshock did their researches right!
This is what everyone does in France. We wake up at 7am, go on the streets and dance together with our baguettes for 20 minutes at least to honor the baguette god.

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE)


ymmmir:

howtospoon:

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

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Remember when people cared about Kony?

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Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

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Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

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Remember the Alamo?

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Remember the Titans?

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remember who you are

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i cant remember shit 

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TITANS

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(Source: anthonypadilla)



songofages:

casualdorkpatrol:

casualdorkpatrol:

so i was self-checking out at the grocery store and this comely stranger and I had been flirting a bit, and after they had finished checking out they went

" I DON’T HAVE FLOWERS TO GIVE YOU BUT I WISH I DID BUT HERE HAVE THIS."

AND THEY JUST GAVE ME A HEAD OF BROCCOLLI.

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Guess who’s got a daaaaate

Everytime i see this i think this person looks so pretty and should be drawn in a disney style.


cam-frye:

When your friends start picking up phrases you use all the time

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t0tes-ma-g0ats:

oh wow i didn’t know miranda was friends with nash grier
miss-love:

my hero
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